Hmmm…I wonder if there’s a way to put up a sign on my door to discourage Mormon and Jehovah’s Witness missionaries/evangelists. Or to encourage them to arrive simultaneously and duke it out on my front lawn. Really, I’m good either way.

Of course, it only takes a few seconds for that gut reaction to switch over to an intense urge to get stuff done while people are leaving me alone, but just reading that parallel “version” of your post was the funniest thing that had happened to me all day.

And all of that being completely beside the point… it’s a great post, too!! Not to mention the useful links… thanks, man. ^_^